Betting gone mad

I feel compelled to note my outrage at Arsenal drawing in the week. This year's Champions League has lost me more money than sense. Grrr. I never bet on Arsenal even though they are my team. So the one time that I bet on them to win, they go and draw.

I have no nails left because of that match.

I now have to resort to ridiculous 10 and 5p bets on Sunday when they play Man U at Old Trafford. I insist on betting for Arsenal to win. My son thinks that I curse them when I bet, so maybe I should bet on Man U to win?

No chance!